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Dirty One Liner Jokes. Finally, here's some hilarious one liner dirty jokes for those who like it quick! The difference between "ooooooh"and "aaaaaaah" is about three inches. If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong. If a guy remembers the color of your eyes after the first date, chances are… you have small boobs.
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astghik. @astghik. A family is at the dinner table. The son asks the father, "Dad, how many kinds of boobs are there?". The father, surprised, answers, "Well, son, a woman goes through three phases. In her 20s, a woman's breasts are like melons, round and firm. In her 30s and 40s, they are like pears, still nice, hanging a bit.
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Please come again! ***. Life is like a pen*s: women can make it hard in an instant. A worm crawls out of a pile of spaghetti and says: "Damn, that was one hell of a gang bang!". A wife asks her husband: "How many women have you ever slept with?". The husband responds: "One, two, three, four, you, five, six… six total".
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Jokes In Double Meaning. "Give it to me! Give it to me!" she yelled. "I'm so wet, give it to me now!". She could scream all she wanted, but I was keeping the umbrella. A woman walks out of the shower, winks at her boyfriend, and says, "Honey, I shaved myself down there. Do you know what that means?".
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This is why some guys get a reputation for being lazy! 7. My dad only knows masturbation jokes. He says they always cum in handy. That sounds like a sticky situation! 8. If you were born in September, it's pretty safe to assume that your parents started their new year with a bang.
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A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!" The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!" I'll admit it, I have a tremendous sex drive. My girlfriend lives 40 miles away. Best Dirty Jokes for Guys
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The Englishman sweetly asks his wife, "Pass the honey, honey.". Inspired, the Scotsman turns to his wife saying, "Pass the sugar, sugar.". Not to be outdone, the Irishman glances at his wife and barks, "Pass the milk, you bloody cow!". ***. A Polish immigrant goes to the optician for an eye exam.
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10. (Point your wand at girl's crotch and say).. Alohamora! 11.I'd let you handle my wand any day! 12.Hagrid's not the only giant on campus, if you know what I mean. 13.You have two choices tonight, come with me and you'll see love spells. Go with him and you'll see Hog-WARTS! 14.I want to be your Dumblewhore.
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It's older than the Sydney Opera House, my penis!". - Rhod Gilbert. "I accidentally filled the Escort with diesel. She died.". - Gary Delaney. "I've never laughed a woman in to bed.
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A man says to his wife, "All you do is moan.". His wife retorts, "Yes, and never in the good way.". A wife complained to her husband that he could never locate her G spot. He asked her for.
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As far as dirty jokes go, we can safely say that size doesn't matter. *wink wink*. 1. Weirdly, I've been taking some anti-impotence medication for my sunburn. It doesn't cure it, but it keeps the sheets off my legs at night. 2.
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Great dirty joke for guys: Stormy Daniels in heaven. The King of England and Stormy Daniels pass away on the same day, and an angel explains that there is only one space in heaven left for the day. The angel asks if there's any reason Stormy Daniels should be let in over the King. "Other than me being a good person, these are some of god.
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69 Seriously Dirty Jokes and Memes (That Will Make You Cover Your Eyes) by Eric Russell. - 23 Mar 2022. Sense of Humor. Not every joke needs to be family-friendly or G-rated. Some of those jokes are dirty jokes (never appropriate but) always funny. Looked around and collected some of the funniest dirty jokes only for adults.
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He says, "Well wash your hands, I want a cheeseburger." 8) My girlfriend thought I'd be a pushover in bed, and wouldn't you know it, she had me pegged from the start. 9) The stork is the bird that.
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20. View more comments. #25. A man walks into an enchanted forest and tries to cut down a talking tree. "You can't cut me down," the tree exclaims, "I'm a talking tree!" The man responds, "You may be a talking tree, but you will dialogue." Report.
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One slip of the tongue and you're in deep shit. — r/smaze381. 6. Two deer walk out of a gay bar. One says to the other, "I can't believe I blew fifty bucks in there.". — r/aloysiusmind. 7.